The title is exactly what I asked my mom after trying, myself, to be super-mom the last weekend in March. I booked a waterpark resort hotel suite, made all the plans for a good time, and packed the kids up. We were already nervous about how it would go, when Carver fussed the majority of the way there. Luckily, we chose the Grand Harbor Resort in Dubuque (90 miles away) and decided to only stay one night (it's a good thing level-headed Rob made THAT decision).
It was all smiles when we got there though! And how fast can we all get our swimsuits on and head to the waterpark?! FAST!!
We lasted an hour or so in the waterpark. It was a blast! Perfect for the boys. They dodged from one water spout, to a slide, the lazy river, and back. There was so much to do, and they really enjoyed it! We went back to the room for room service about 7pm (normally bedtime)-note the beginning of meltdown #1. We ordered as fast as possible, but still wasn't fast enough for two over-tired, over-stimulated kiddos! $60 later, the kids picked at their food, decided they mostly wanted what I had packed for our kitchenette fridge, and then Cooper said, "UGH, I wanted steak!!" I swallowed. HARD.
We got the kids to bed around 8, only after a noted meltdown #2, where Carver could hardly be soothed. He was fighting a cold, and just wanted to go home, literally, begging us to take him to the car. By the time we got them to sleep, we decided we wouldn't be doing this again for a LONG time. (Are we having fun yet?!)
By 9, we split the kids up and each "slept" with one (yes, on vacation, in a hotel...and in bed by 9!). I don't think much sleeping occurred. Come to find out, they both grit their teeth and kick. Carver coughed. ALL.NIGHT. And Cooper talked in his sleep, once saying "Mom, I need one of those pink things on my arm!" (Referring to his waterpark wrist band we had ripped off him--I forget which number of meltdown THAT was!) Another time, he proclaimed "I'm ready for my cereal!"...I think that was around 2am.
By morning, I didn't care how tired we were, the fun wasn't over!! We ate a quick breakfast at the restaurant and headed to the waterpark. Carver only lasted about an hour and was about to drop in his tracks, so he and Rob headed up to nap. (They never did nap, but got to walk by the river and see some boats!) Cooper and I spent the rest of the morning going down slides, playing basketball, and cruising around the lazy river.
We thought the ride home would be in quiet, but Carver had to put up a fight first. It took me getting in the backseat between two carseats to get him to fall asleep first. Finally, 20 miles or so out of Dubuque....
they were both....
asleep.
And, did I mention, "Ya know what would top off this vacation...if you got pulled over..."
20 miles later...$119 ticket.
(Do I dare say..."I told you so.")
THIS IS WHY MY PARENTS NEVER TOOK US ON VACATION!