"Marry"

Cooper: "Mom, do girls marry boys?"
Me: "Yes, girls.marry.boys." (Thinking this could be a trick question-hoping we don't have to go into a conversation about homosexuality!)
Cooper: "No, mom. BOYS marry GIRLS."
Me: "Ohhhh, yup, BOYS marry GIRLS." (I guess...since boys ask girls to marry them--where is this going?)
After some silence to process...
Cooper: "Mom, do DOGS get married?"
Me: "No, dogs don't get married."
Cooper: "Oh, I think just GOOD dogs get married."
Me: "Ok, Coop." (What else do I say?! He has dogs on his mind a lot lately!)

Rob's new American bulldog, "Dozer".